After 21 years and 224 days Hal's back being single.
But it's all going to be fine. Instead of getting the therapy he clearly needs, he's made a cracking show about it.
He's lost enough weight to almost get his wedding ring off and, while he may be flying solo, he's far from alone; he's got his grown-up daughters, his dogs and his divorce lawyer.
The fickle finger of fate has turned Hal's life upside down but he's sticking a finger right back at it.
★★★★★ ‘Go and see Hal Cruttenden, he’s got something to say and he’ll make you laugh a lot!’ Daily Mirror ★★★★★ 'Funniest he’s ever been' Sunday Times ★★★★ ‘The comedy gift that keeps on giving’ Scotsman ★★★★ “Reminded me how much I love stand up” Times
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Hal Cruttenden: It's Best Your Hear It From Me @ Burnley Mechanics Theatre