I was told to write something to market my new show Loophole, but to be honest, I don’t think you’re going to decide whether to buy a ticket or not based on this half-arsed collection of words.
So, really, all I need to do is reach the required 100 words. That’s 50 so far. Nearly there. Ooooh, what about my favourite fact: did you know that when you swallow a spider, it can taste your dreams?
Really? No, of course not. But it used up some words. 10 more left.
Loophole. Loophole. Loophole. Loophole. Loophole. Loophole.
Come to the show.
105-119 Westgate Road, Newcastle, NE1 4AG
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