Dirty Dusting @ Rotherham Civic Theatre

Three elderly cleaning ladies start up a telephone sex line.

When three cleaners, Olive, Gladys, and Elsie, are threatened with redundancy, they feel that their lives are coming to an end. That is, until a chance wrong number gives them a new business idea: why not run a telephone sex line? They’ve got motive, opportunity, and a lifetime of experience…some more than others, mind you.

Provided Elsie can teach the other two a few new tricks, there’s no reason why they can’t get rich quick, as long as they can keep their operation a secret from their bosses, their husbands, their children, and their grandchildren.