Tom Allen: Totally 2028 @ Blackpool Grand Theatre

He’s been told to live in the moment, but gets distracted by old women on the bus listening to music without earphones.

Annoying influencers show him what his house is supposed to look like, but his kitchen has just flooded and the plumber wants to fit a ‘fanny trap’?

He knows he should be enjoying things but he still feels like he doesn’t quite fit in, and that he may have been getting life, just ever so slightly… wrong?

Co-host of ITV’s Cooking with the Stars and the Like Minded Friends podcast, and host of everyone’s favourite gardening visualised podcast, Pottering.